The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
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I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
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You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
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