Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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