let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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