i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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