she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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