she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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