You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Randomize