i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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