keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
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I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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