hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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