So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
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i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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