Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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