why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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