he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
