David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
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you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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