and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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