Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Randomize
