I think I am morally bankrupt
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
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when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
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I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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