last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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