whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
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She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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