ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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