I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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