i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
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where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
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I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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