Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
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preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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