ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
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They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
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I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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