hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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