all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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