I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
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The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
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You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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