were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
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time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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