Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
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Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Never joke about your clitoris.
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