I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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