so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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