It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Your cock deserves a montage
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize