yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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