How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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