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(541): View more from Oregon

so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on

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(330): View more from Ohio

Fuck 8am classes

(330): View more from Ohio

Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes

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(208): View more from Idaho

His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.

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(804): View more from Virginia

just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.

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(310): View more from California

I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.

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(727): View more from Florida

Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk

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(432): View more from Texas

Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?

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(317): View more from Indiana

another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet

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