Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.