Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
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In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?