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  thus making me awesome and them whores

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.

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• (+44): View more from England

  Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.

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  and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.

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• (760): View more from California

  i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands

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• (631): View more from New York

  How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?

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