never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out