sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
its not stalking. its research.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
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