she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
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My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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