What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
that is very illegal...i love you.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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