Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Randomize
