a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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