This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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