Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
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