Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
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you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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