remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
My vagina just clenched in fear
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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