I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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