Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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