I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
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You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
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She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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