This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
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Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
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I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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