Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
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He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
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I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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