It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
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Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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