haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Randomize
