If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
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My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
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Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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