sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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