I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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