i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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