I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
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I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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