Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
